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【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Time To Get Up

Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishop's room and then say to him "It's the boy, my Lord, it's time to get up."

Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines, repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said, "It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!"

ID Ten T Error

Young Judy was having trouble with her computer.

So she called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk. Tony clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."

A puzzled expression ran over Judy's face, "An ID Ten T Error? What's that... in case I need to fix it again?"

"Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?" He grinned.

"No," replied Judy.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So she wrote... "ID 10 T"

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