【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Reid

A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection, my friend had lost sight of her child.

"Reid! Reid!" she called out, racing through the aisles.

Just as she spotted the boy, she bumped into another customer.

"Pardon me, ma'am," he said, "but most folks come here because they already like to read. No sense in wasting your time trying to convince them."

Best Man

A college senior took his girlfriend to a football game. The couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.

Then a substitute was put into the game. As he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow!!! I expect him to be our best man next year."

Hearing this, the young man's girlfriend snuggled closer and said to him, "Really? That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!"

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