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【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Year Number 2

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.

He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card.

I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased with the card. It read "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."

How Much

An Aussie was enjoying his first night in Rome drinking cappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.

"Hello," he said, "Do you understand English?"

"Only a little." she answered.

"How much?" he asked.

"Fifty dollars." she replied.

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