【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

And Also With You

At the beginning of every Mass, the priest would make the sign of the cross, followed as usual by the entrance song and the blessing, after which the congregation responded, "And also with you."

One Sunday, after making the sign of the cross, our priest appeared to be having difficulty with the sound system during the singing of the entrance hymn.

At the conclusion of the song, the priest said, "There seems to be something wrong with the mike."

The congregation automatically responded, "And also with you."

Donkey And Critics

There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. One day they were going to town, and they decided that the boy should ride.

As they went along, they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The old man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was a real shame for the man to make such a small boy walk. So the two both decided to walk.

Soon they passed some people who thought that it was really stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. So the man and the boy decided that maybe the best thing would be for them both to ride the donkey.

Soon, they passed a group who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor helpless animal. Again the old man and the boy decided that maybe these critics were right so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they were crossing a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and it fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you will lose your ass.

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