【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默,每周发行1期

Who's Seeback?

 

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:

"Ames"

"Here!"

"Jenson"

"Here!"

"Jones"

"Here!"

"Magersky"

"Here!"

"Seeback"

No answer.

"SEEBACK!"

The troops remained totally silent.

At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, turned a bright crimson red, and quickly turned over the list to continue calling the names printed on the other side.

What's Sex

 

Twelve years old Tommy asks his dad, "What does sex mean?"

After a long lecture about everything about sex, his Dad asks him, "Why do you wanna know this, Tommy?"

Tommy says, "Because mom said dinner will be ready in a few secs."

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