【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Intricacies Of English

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself.

As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."

As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."

Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."

As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife is impregnable!"

Punch Lines

*Some women buy dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: "This dress looks much better when it's on." "On what? On fire?"

*I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

*Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

*He/she was so dumb....she studied for a blood test.

*Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

*The other day I saw this T-shirt that said, "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is." Some people laughed at that, but I didn't think it's funny, so I asked my girlfriend to take it off.

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