【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Fireman Got Pregnant

"Give me a sentence about one of the public servants we learned about today," said a teacher.

One small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

The teacher took the boy aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

"Sure," he said confidently, "It means carrying a child."

Miss the Lawyer

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.

Later far down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer hitchhiking at one side of the road. So he turned the truck on a direct course towards the lawyer.

Then he thought, "Oh, no, wait a minute. I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer,"

At the last second the truck driver swerved to miss the lawyer.

Regardless of this, the truck driver apparently heard a thump outside the truck. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything. He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry, Father, I just missed the lawyer, I didn't..."

Then the priest replied, "Don't worry, Son. I got him with my door."

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