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【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Get Closer

A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam.

She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb.

"Could you get a little closer?" the examiner asks.

The blonde then unbuckles her seat belt and slides over toward the examiner. With a smile she says, "Now what?"

Two To Two Tutu

All but two of the ballerinas were in costume early for the matinee performance. At 1:55 the distressed director asked this pair of women why they were not yet in costume. The first one said, "it may seem like a silly superstition but I never put mine on until 1:58."

"What about you, the same thing?" he asked the other dancer.

She replied, "Oh yes, I have a two to two tutu, too!"

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