【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

From Macintosh To PC

Bill Gates my father is not. As church treasurer, he had two files, one labeled "St. Mary's Income" and one labeled "St. Mary's Expenditures".

While copying them from a Macintosh to a PC, he had no idea the PC would automatically truncate the file names to ten characters, eliminate spaces, and replace apostrophes with periods. Now the church's income is stored in "St.Mary.sin" and expenses in "St.Mary.sex".

Jim Johnson

The bank manager was in the final stage of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants, one of which would get the job.

The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid.

Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!"

Up stepped a burly young man who seemed quite sure of himself.

"He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager.

And there and then he decided to hire him.

He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know. Turning to Johnson, he said, "Okay, Jim, I pretty much like the way you carry yourself. that's an important asset for the job as a cashier. But however, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we inquired your formal education."

Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "In other words, where did you get your financial education?"

"Oh," replied Jim, "Yale."

"That's very good! You are hired!!! Now that you are working for us, what do you prefer to be called?"

Jim answered, "I don't care, Yim or Mr. Yonson."

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