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【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Broken Down

The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex.

The personnel office sent this reply..."Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."

Spell God

A kindergartner had been practicing spelling in the kitchen with magnetic letters on the fridge: cat, dog, dad and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see.

One morning while getting ready for the day, the energetic boy bounded into the living room with his arms outstretched high up in the air.

In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D.

"Look what I spelled. Mom!" he said with a proud smile on his face.

"That's wonderful!" his mom praised him, "Now go put them on the fridge, so Dad can see it when he gets home tonight."

The mom happily thought that the Catholic education is having an impact.

Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen, "Mom? I can't finish this word. How do you spell zilla?"

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