【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Pastor's Ass

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to buy a horse and enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He thought that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and entered it in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third.

The next day the local paper carried this headline:

PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.

The next day, the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

Headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day!

Darling

The manager of a big company noticed the new man wandering in the corridor and called him into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "I don't know who you worked for before, but I never call anyone by their first name in this company. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. So I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all, OK? I am to be referred to only as Mr. Anderson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling, John Darling."

"OK, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

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