【兔子英语】

【兔子英语】独特的笑话幽默，每周发行1期

Punch Lines

My wife drives like lightning, she hits trees!

"May I try on that dress in the window?" Vickie asks the manager of the designer boutique. "Go ahead," the manager replies, "Maybe it'll attract some business."

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Sex Advisor

The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I have been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company."

"That sounds interesting. Does it mean that you'll be counseling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?" the bartender asked.

"I'm not sure," he answered, "During the staff meeting this morning, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts. And it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my f**king advice, they'd let me know."

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